Poop in a group

A synonym of the idiom: To have one's shit together

I'm looking for a real man, a man who's got his poop in a group.

by iski123 February 1, 2009

poop monster

a monster that lives deep inside the pipes of your toilet. eats all the poop and instantly grows bigger until the toilet backs up or goes into your average toilet clogging. then before the plunger hits,, it goes deep into the sewer until the left over excrament is removed. dont be alarmed,, they only feed on fecal matter and most every average household posesses a poop monster.

i think we've got ourselves a poop monster in our toilet... time to call the plumber / exterminator.

by PUSSYPEEPER June 22, 2009

Poop Tower

When one person sits on the toilet spreading their legs enough so a second person can sit on their lap with a clear route from anus to toilet bowl and they can simultaneously poop to save water and time.

In a house of 7 men and one woman we often engage a poop tower to save water and time.

by jerkob69 September 19, 2009

Poopalitis

There are two different types of Poopalitis, chronic and acute. Chronic Poopalitis is an individual who has to shit all the time while Acute Poopalitis is an individual who shit's more than normal but not all the time.

I ate too much chili last night, it's now 3 a.m. and i'm glued to the toilet with Poopalitis.

by Dragon13 July 17, 2006

poop wrinkle

The crevices that circumvent solid poop logs making for the weakest points on a poop.

My poop had so many poop wrinkles, it looked like a 70 year old mans testacles.

by Dave Rules January 8, 2009

poop hole

the place on your boddy were poo comes out

by big penised amarican September 27, 2003

poop worm

After engaging in anal sex, sometimes a little poop remains in the guys pee hole, a Poop Worm is the thin piece of poop that comes out as he pees after having anal.

After a long night of anal, when he finally peed, the poop worm coiled aroud the bottom of the toilet bowl.

by ARN September 4, 2005