Porked

In a difficult situation

“I have no idea what to do… I’m so porked

by moose ears April 2, 2024

pull porked

(Verb): when a woman is in doggystyle, you put both index fingers in her culo and both thumbs in her meat clutch, bury yourself eyeballs deep, and lick from hole to hole.

"Laura was so drunk last night that I pull porked her while her friends watched"

"Aye Laura you tryna get pull porked?"

by Boatardz July 7, 2017

pork cheetah

A rotund person who is surprisingly agile and athletic despite their large size.

I can’t believe that pork cheetah got to the ball in time!

by Dr. DA July 10, 2024

Kinkhoura Pork

A pork dish common in some rural areas of the UK Midlands, consisting of a whole pork shoulder cooked in a low oven in red Bulmers and spices overnight. Regional variation of pulled pork.

They ate Kinkhoura Pork every day

by Derbyshire Dave September 30, 2017

Pork Chop Moment

A pork chop moment is similar to having a blond moment, a moment of stupidity, but worse and for a longer period of time.

Man's friend: yoo broo, why you cheesing me broo?
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P

by Thatguyfromthatplace7797 April 1, 2011

Pork

Pork MMMMMMM GOOD. Sizzle Pork And MMMMMM... SPAM

Pork lookin head.

by ENDERGAMERXD February 2, 2021

Pork

A professional dork.

It was clear that the man behind you is a pork.

by TherealOGnick October 5, 2015