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marlboro police

A township dept where all they care about is smoking cigars in their retarded cop cars and sitting checking their Facebook that has only 2 friends, like you should think about getting a life. Plus don't they be taking your free period in class talking about how bad this stuff is. Like they should shut up a worries about getting themselves a life and to teach themselves a little smoking lesson. Half of the are so freken lazy that they turn on the sirens and lights that will take them two seconds to pass but no" they need the 1,2,3 dollar foods at McDonald while freken whole foods is being robed.
Kid "Hey what do you do for a living "
Officer" I am a cop for the marlboro police kid, didn't you know"
Kid "What do you do"
Officer " Go to mcdonalds and sell them out of burgers,smoke in the cars, and dont stop any of the crimes that happen."
Kid "WOW, dont I fell safe now knowing you cops are so fucken lasy
by LIL FAZIO May 4, 2018
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darcy police

hype beast, gets merceriees denyels pusser and he likes clothing and hype-beasts. he liked hawthorn and long walks on the beach (Lorne beach). call him chubby D
eg. "yo lukasmusic, bring me the bape my brother" - Darcy police
by darkmatter189 May 30, 2018
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Bangladesh Police

A common khankir pola that's dishonest and always looks for bribe and acts retarded and thinks that they're supreme of all when they're just bunch of piece of shits
by Crabotex August 1, 2018
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Dutch policeman

When you put take away food all over your sleeping friend and then wank off over them.
Dude,I bought a pizza and some doner meat and chips and I totally gave Stephen a Dutch policeman when he passed out last night.
by histephen May 23, 2020
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Internet Police

This kind of person may be a real police or just a vigilante. Most Internet Police are literally jerks or even trolls.
Known kinds of Internet Police:
Horny Police: Not a cop that is horny but it will give you a ticket for being horny.
Faggot Police: Commonly mentioned in 4chan due to hilarious reasons.
Edge Police: These are the cops that edgelords should watch out for.
Person 1: Can you define me what's an Internet Police?
Person 2: Those are just vigilantes or literal trolls. Nuff' said.
P1: Well, someone "snitched" me for being Horny.
P2: Just Ignore them, they're just joking even if they're a troll.
by Ronald Lee March 14, 2021
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Cajun people control the police of Louisiana

Louisiana cops are under our control. They can’t go against us cause they know if they do, it will ruin their career.

You people can’t do shit to us.
Cajun people control the police of Louisiana. Deal with it.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 7, 2020
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policemen

The fattest cucks in the world that won't shoot any white person but will beat a black person for no reason.
"Hey look Brook! The policemen were beating a black man for no reason but when a white guy was robbing the corner store, they did nothing!"
by resoro June 25, 2020
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