Perking

To be attracted to nipples of all kinds in a sexual way, often searching out opportunities to observe them in their natural state.

Sarah: Steve, I thought you loved me, but you are perking at every set of nipples in this swimming pool.

Steve: *sobs* I'm sorry Sarah, I can't help myself, I AM KING PERKER. I need help....*gulp, sob*

by FUCKUPHIMA January 25, 2015

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Perkins

The epitome of 'shitty' . Popular in most of Canada and some of the U.S.

Originated in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.

Sentence Example:
''Bro, you got a toke?''
''Hahaha, fuck bro no lies I'm down to my last bong hittt, but I guess we can share it...?''
''Ooooooohhhhhhh, Perkinnnnnnnssssss Brroooooooo''

Sentence Example: PERKINS

''Bro, you got a toke?''
''Hahaha, fuck bro no lies I'm down to my last bong hittt, but I guess we can share it...?''
''Ooooooohhhhhhh, Perkinnnnnnnssssss Brroooooooo''

by Sir Smokes-A-Lot October 20, 2013

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donkey with parkinson's

retarded kid who isnt fat or skinny that screams like a donkey

Tim i just saw a donkey with parkinson's and i nearly pissed myself from laughter!

by montanapuppy July 7, 2010

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Peaking

Peaking is when someone usually a guy, has sex with 5 or more women at once. Once he has finished and came all over them, he promptly blows his brains out all over them because his life will never be any better.

I don't blame Jody for peaking last night, his life was all downhill from there...

by Dukes-of-Forsyth February 13, 2014

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