Guy 1: Hey man, hot date last night?
Guy 2: Yeah! I love to kick puppy! I kicked her puppy so hard last night she was screaming
Guy 2: Yeah! I love to kick puppy! I kicked her puppy so hard last night she was screaming
by DCove September 13, 2012
by Josiah17 November 16, 2009
In Columbus, Ohio, if you don't have a lighter and wish to light your cigarette using someone else's, you would ask "Can I fuck your puppy? ", and they would hand you their cigarette.
I have no idea as to the very odd term's origins. It is usually asked of friends, not strangers.
I have no idea as to the very odd term's origins. It is usually asked of friends, not strangers.
by brutalSoCal April 23, 2015
A mild expletive of sorts for those who are incapable of swearing for whatever reason (in church, at a job interview, etc.). It is best used when muttered slowly while shaking the head.
Person 1: "Hey buddy, what time is the J-train supposed to come?"
Person 2: "You just missed it. It came about a minute ago."
Person 1: "...I hate puppies."
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Person 1: "My car just broke down. We're going to be late to your wedding."
Person 2: "Oh, how I hate puppies."
Person 2: "You just missed it. It came about a minute ago."
Person 1: "...I hate puppies."
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Person 1: "My car just broke down. We're going to be late to your wedding."
Person 2: "Oh, how I hate puppies."
by PuppyEater July 19, 2010
by Scruffy puppy November 08, 2015
when you're with your boii or gurrrl you slowly carass their inner thigh and whisper softly into their ear "roll over, baby. roll over my little pumpkin tits." you slowly remove their garments exposing their buttox. kiss them from the back of their neck to the hiney crack and lick. now it gets spicy. lick up and down the ass crack. if you're a male, lick from the bottom of the "peach" and work your way up. girls, work your way down to the ballsack. wait for a big moan and a wet DOG FART. (to enhance pleasure and passion, use chocolate frosting)
me and my babii gurl do the hush puppy kiss all the time.
after i do it, she sings "Tomorrow" from the play Annie. then i regurtitate all over her back and we exchage places. but i sing "My Sacrafice" by Creed. this really gets things hot and steamy.
after i do it, she sings "Tomorrow" from the play Annie. then i regurtitate all over her back and we exchage places. but i sing "My Sacrafice" by Creed. this really gets things hot and steamy.
by Felix Stone July 17, 2006
by Anderjoseph February 09, 2016