Prime the pump

Jacking off prior to having sex in order to last longer.

Man I had to prime the pump before I fucked that fine ass chick. I didn't want to cum too fast. Prime the pump pussy cum

by RodthaTripod October 24, 2015

hand pump

background - dan brown
an insult presumably meaning 'wanker' or 'laurajean'

''can i have a bong dan'', ''fuck off you hand pump''

by jonny p January 28, 2005

stump pump

voilently pumping your fist in and out of someones asshole up to and including your wrist so your arm looks like a stump

"ya i made him my bitch by stump pumpin' the bastard till he agreed"

by kerri-ann vigar August 7, 2007

Gut Pump

Ripped on blow drunk and buff as fuk, cialis fueled boner penetrating a cougar until she sprays, and u continue because ur dick is throbbing and won't go down.

I wheeled this coug and gut pumped the fuk out her old puss

by Monster Calves September 24, 2011

two pump cum dump

When there's been a lot foreplay and it only takes two pumps of a penis to get them to cum

I was with my date last night and it ended with a two pump cum dump

by Cake.is.my.otp August 19, 2017

priming the pump

Eating the pussy while warming it up for sex.

I was licking the cho cha trying to prime the pump.

by James March 11, 2003

Blue vained yoghurt pump

dick

Hey you, do you want to handle my blue vained yoghurt pumper, you bitch.

by Ronald Bouman November 5, 2003