cack pipe

noun. The anus. The poo chute.

My Sigmund Freud's are killing me. It feels like I'm passing broken glass through my cack pipe.

by wotsit September 05, 2003

Cunt Pipe

A Rare form of vagina deformation(found in every 1/1000000 girls)which has several spike-shooting pipes which protrude 3-4 inches from the labia of the vag.
-Discovered by 011v3r N13m4nn, M4c L1nG0u$t4, AND D3r3K N1153n In LG, CA, CATS

Commonly used as an adjective for a girl who doesn't put out well.

Last night i fucked this crazy chick, she had a fuckin' cunt pipe man.

Dude i am so pissed, last night i was gonna get some but my girlfriend was such a cunt pipe.

by Oliver, Derek, Max February 04, 2008

Pipe Cleaner

One who uses a pipe cleaner to clean his/her ass in order for it to be clean enough for anal sex. Great preparation for a Donkey Punch

Pat's not straight, he's a fucking pipe cleaner.

by Brandon May 06, 2003

takin pipe

When someone sucks dick.

Dam those bicthes lips are from ear to ear, she must have been takin pipe all the time. Mike G takes a lot of PIPE!

by Jake and Evan July 27, 2007

pipe smoker

another name for a crack head, often used when referring to a crack smoker

darren is a pipe smoker

by zenzenkun March 26, 2008

fart pipe

Ass Hole! The fart pipe is the Greek name for "Arse", as told by the ancient Egyptians in the times right before the fall of Rome.

I will take a swipe at my wife's fart pipe, eventually moving into the "tapping of the brownstar"

by Freddy Cee March 26, 2006

Wesley Pipes

A larger then average beer bong who destroys anyone in his path.

Wesley pipes just destroyed me

by samp800 July 18, 2010