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Sinking Your Own Battleship

Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship
Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"
by fan187 July 12, 2012
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Own Fest 06'

A festival of ownage that happens to take place in the year 2006.
Josh and Jordan played a few games Dead or Alive 4 for X-box 360. After Josh beat Jordan relentlesly he declared it "Own Fest 06'"
by Josh Lively July 16, 2008
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The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality
The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality
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tossing your own pancake

Person 1 : "I studied really hard last night"

Person 2: " No I bet you were just tossing your own pancake"

Person 1: " Yeah you're probably right"
by GetRekt69M8 June 10, 2016
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hearts their own text

Zooey hearts their own text because they are not funny
by Llllllllllllllli May 16, 2022
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my own duck to fuck

Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.
"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."
by gh1 June 7, 2018
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