depressed orgasm

Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart

Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”

by Yeva.jam December 14, 2017

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orgasm

a hot thing; climax point of sex where a party it more is experiencing extra pleasure. usually cumming.

example:

Colby- “Daddy, I think I’m having an orgasm.”
Jack- “Cum for me pretty boy.”

by i_wanna_be_ur-pretty-boy-daddy November 7, 2022

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Knowledge orgasm

The moment when you realise that you are an absolute fucking genius and smarter than albert einstein

random don: 'OH MY LORD IM AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING GENIUS JESUS CHRIST IM SO SMART'
random don 2: wow he must be having a knowledge orgasm

by nathan rice son of rufus September 24, 2022

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Orgasmic Mutation

The act of nature imposed on a human mid coitus, transitioning genes into a primal form, essentially transforming the host into a beastial form.

(The words "orgasmic mutation" was created by me and if it weren't for my messed up friends I'd never have a definition)

"Yo! Did you hear about Brian?"

"No. What happened?"

"He was fucking and had an orgasmic mutation!"

by D-Street1321 January 2, 2022

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