short bus

A line of about 2 or 3 people waiting to have sex with a female in the room. The term is used when there is not enough people to be considered a train.

"This girl is really trying to have this train happen, let's go"
"But there's only 3 of us, it's not much of a train"
"Guess we'll just run a short bus"

by Man E April 14, 2018

First Bus

The best bus company ever, the only choice when in need if public transport

I love first bus, there quick, cheap and reliable

by JayRules November 24, 2021

bus driver

A person who drives buses and then picks up young girls for sex on the back seat of the bus!!
Usually called Harry

Bus Driver: Alright Love? Fancy a shag?
Dirty School Girl: OK i'm easy but need paying.
Bus Driver: Ok then how much
Dirty School Girl:not much im cheap - £20
Bus Driver:Give ya a fiva
Dirty School Girl:ok im gagging for it
Bus Driver: OK we will drive up Aldershot afterwards to get some chicken
Dirty School Girl: I dont want no chiken!! I only want a shag cas i'm a dirty little whore!!
Bus Driver: And im the peedo who gunna give it to ya on the back seat of my double decker bus!!

by Bob May 19, 2004

chio bu

horny bitch .. but pretty though

may kong

by wong wai lun November 13, 2003

ride the bus

The act of pooping/taking a dump.

After the Mexican dinner Sean really had to ride the bus.

by Yake November 3, 2005

bus bryl

n., the greasy smear left behind on a bus window by the hair product of a passenger who rested his or her head against that window (derived from 'Brylcream')

I'd take a window seat except for that nasty bus bryl.

by copyedit October 7, 2006

Bus 84

perhaps the worst bus concieved in the history of buses and the combination of the number 84. the bus itself is a perfect specimen, but untold horrors lurk on the inside. The conversations on bus 84 are rarely interesting and/or relevant, aka: "talking shit". The inhabitants of the bus include Ian Fozzard(lol), the elite coaching prodigy, Brayden Wilks, that kid Shayden who always tease everyone unsuccessfully and those girls at the back who sit there and laugh uncontrollably and irritatingly at derogitory terms.

Those girls at the back on bus 84: PENIS!
(all of the girls at the back laugh)

Bus 84 inhabitant #1: hey look at the pokemon i drew
Bus 84 inhabitant #2: oh is that (insert pokemon name here)
Bus 84 inhabitant #1: nahh, this is the evolved version (insert pokemon name here)

bus 84 inhabitant #1: hey brayden, why do you look so sad?
brayden wilks: maybe because this bus is the equivalent to being gagged and violated in alf stewarts rape dungeon and my brain cant hold any more information collected from "talking shit"

by alf stewart July 4, 2010