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woke

Pretending to care on something or someone, not because you do really care, but because you want to look kind and good in the eyes of other people, even though you are lying to them and hide them the facts.
Transperson: You can identify any gender as you like, I can even identify as 5 year old girl, so I can take any young boys I want, without being a creep.

Woke: Stunning and brave!
by Peanut Vendor May 27, 2024
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Woke Imperialism

A foreign policy is used by nation-states to dictate to other nations based on perceived injustices the other nations are committing.
The United States uses Woke Imperialism on their approach to Isreal after the October 7th attacks by Hamas.
by jondich May 27, 2024
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Progressives put too much emphasis on being woke.
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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Full Woke

When one goes woke, and doesn't realise, but keeps trying to be more woke, and eventually loses all dignity and accepts they are now permanently woked....and cannot be saved. Once you go full woke....well.
"Never go full woke" - A dude disguised as a dude playing another dude.
by DasGRAMMARnazi November 25, 2021
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Woke

Being in the know of the true powers that be in the world. Most recently used negatively as a slight or insult toward more liberal individuals advocating against systematic oppression in its many forms. Although, in the earlier 2000s up until recently (2020) it was used in a positive light when referring to someone who is aware of or believes in a controversial truth or conspiracy theory.
1.) Don’t debate BLM with my cousin Brittany, she’s super liberal and woke.
2.) My friends are so woke, we can talk conspiracies for hours!
by OhHiDany November 28, 2021
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Will Sampson is too woke to celebrate Christmas
by Not woke December 5, 2021
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I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.
Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid
by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024
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