drunk laundry

the act of completing something mildly productive while wasted

Mandy had way too much of things and ended up home early on Friday. Instead of wasting time online posting nonsense and feeling like her life was trash, she did some drunk laundry and Saturday morning seemed more promising

by von groovy March 8, 2019

tongue drunk

In essence, a combination of "cotton mouth" or drying of the mouth and tongue and a lingering flavor/odor of alcohol that can't be eliminated with mints, mouthwash or tooth brushing as the result of drinking. Usually accompanied with a hangover.

My wife complains about good morning kisses whenever I'm tongue drunk.

by Pkbah November 2, 2018

bobby drunk

adjective
1. in a state of intoxication caused by an inhumanly excessive consumption of alcohol, usually by drinking an unreasonable amount of alcoholic beverages, (usually followed by, with, or on) feelings of elation, boldness, and in general being a badass. This state of mind usually leads to embarrassing karaoke, hitting on women with boyfriends or who are drug addicts, and may result in fist fights or getting shot/stabbed.

"Dude you got so 'bobby drunk' last night that we almost got jumped by three huge guys because one of their drug addict girlfriends liked talking to you."

by socrates26 March 8, 2013

Context drunk

The ability to get intoxicated without having to consume any alcohol, usually occurs mostly in party environment when surrounded by drunken peers.

Im driving to the party tonight so I'll have to rely on getting context drunk instead

by Djdjcjcjcjcjckjvjv March 12, 2015

drunk pissing

the act of, after having passed out drunk, rising up and wandering around half conscious, and finally urinating, more often than not in an incredibly absurd location that you somehow have imagined is the toilet.

Witness: "get a little tipsy last night?"

Drunk pisser: "I guess so why?"

Witness: "I walked into the kitchen and found you drunk pissing in the refrigerator!"

by luciferous March 30, 2015

Tired drunk

When you’re out of it from being tired and act like your drunk or high

Woah dude, I’m feelin a bit tired drunk

by EMSP420 June 13, 2019

drunk leslie

Drinks a lot and starts to get really mean. Tears are not uncommon.

Ut oh, drunk leslie is here.

by NotJeffHaHa January 23, 2021