super straight

A “sexuality” made me a waste of sperm to promote transphobia.

“what’s your sexuality?”
“i’m super straight.”
“go chew on rocks and d*e”

by iateursisterout March 14, 2021

straight marriage

A marriage between people who are heterosexual. The relationship ordained by the Abrahamic deity.

I'm not having a gay marriage. I'm having a STRAIGHT marriage!

by tory borty December 15, 2012

Straight Month

Straight month is in July celebrating People who are heterosexual

Yo John
John: what
You celebrating Straight month
,:John: yeah

by Science Of Robotics and Sex SR June 06, 2023

Straight

(1) Old fashion
(2) uninteresting
(3) common place
(4) well behaved

Kid 1: This band's new album sucks ass, they've changed their sound so much.
Kid 2: I know. They've lost their uniqueness. Now they're just boring sell-outs who sound like every other band in their genre.
Kid 3: Yeah those guys are so fucking straight my mom listens to them now.

by jojobinks February 17, 2012

Straight hair

Straight hair is boring most people have straight hair, its pretty much non descript. Its just straight, whereas curly is crazy and corkscrewy and bounes all over the place.
Allthough neither is better curly is more attractive

I hate having straight hair I wish it was curly like Leona Lewis'

by ilikefrenchies May 24, 2011

super straight

A made up sexuality social rejects use because they're too scared to say they're transphobic.

Girl: I'm transgender.
Guy: I would never date you, I'm super straight.
Girl: I wasn't asking.

by eddyinmybeddy March 08, 2021

Super Straight

A transphobic person who is very insecure.

Person 1: “Will you ever get a girlfriend?”
Person 2: “No, because I’m super straight.”

by The.real.DannyPhantom March 07, 2021