long chocolate

a ginormous black cock

person 1: “damn girl, did you see the dude i was with last night? he had some long chocolate.”
person 2: “yo butter biscuit, what’s long chocolate?”
person 1: “ look it up, whore.”

by anonymous April 3, 2021

Chocolate Miller

A tall glass of Miller Beer that has been set on the Glitter Gulch stage so a hefty Polynesian stripper can squirt her breast milk in the glass at noon on a week day asking, "How'd you like a little chocolate in your Miller?"

How'd you like some chocolate miller 'Polynesian tit milk' in your beer?

by Chocolate Miller May 3, 2021

Chocolate Falls

When someone stands on another's shoulders and they both take a dump (preferably diarrhea) at the same time, thus producing a cascade-like effect.

Last time I had mexican for dinner, me and Linda got drunk and made some chocolate falls on Steve's garden. It was quite heart (and back) warming.

by Ucares August 30, 2012

chocolate cobra

When you poop and it swirls around the toilet like a cobra.

I thought I was going to have a Poop-nado but it was actually a beautiful chocolate cobra.

by CornWallus September 21, 2013

Chocolate Husband

A denizen of the Luxembourg region, often originating from Belgium. Expert chocolatier, specializing in the gourmet crafting of chocolate waffles.

Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.

"Hey girl, I heard you're back on the market?"

"No, I got me a Chocolate Husband!"

by Laughing Stoic February 27, 2011

Chocolate Potluck

When, on a vacation for example, a large group of people who are forced to share one bathroom happen to take a dump into the same bowl consecutively, resulting in a funky mix of everyone's sauces that can only be described as a chocolate potluck.

Mike: Hooo, crap, man, that's some gnarly stank there in the bathroom. Who used the crapper?

Jim: Donna, Elyse, Alex, RJ, Sam, and Frank. Just in the last thirty minutes.

Mike: Well, I might as well add to the chocolate potluck.

by Jeffobazoni June 19, 2011

It's just chocolate

An excuse made when people see any of your personal belongings covered with brown stains. This phrase is mostly used as a defense against the assumption that the stains derived from feces.

Guy: How do like my room babe.
Girl: It's nice. (Looks at bed sheets) Why are there brown stains all over your bed?
Guy: Uh... it's just chocolate.

by canadianbananabot September 22, 2011