IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?
IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020
Get the Fap N’ Crapmug. when you ejaculate but its too cold outside and you get the urge to lick the frozen semen, but then you have to call the fire department because your tongue is stuck to your frozen semen.
by dickboi223 December 15, 2016
Get the fap and freezemug. when a man (or transgender) mastrubates
by minecrap55 February 15, 2017
Get the fapmug. When you are doing something bad or illegal in your room, masturbating very loudly so the people in the next room won't come in.
Oh man I just smoked so much weed.
Crap my parents are home! Better do a cover fap so they don't come in
Crap my parents are home! Better do a cover fap so they don't come in
by PintSizeSlash3r April 15, 2011
Get the Cover Fapmug. by Jerry73 December 18, 2017
Get the Fapping a fattymug. 1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)
2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it
2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it
EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.
by SavoryDavory December 18, 2012
Get the Map it and Fap itmug. the act of masturbating while crying, happens when you're fapping to some really fucked up shit or you're just sad and horny
person A: "bruh you good?"
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."
by zero two's darling July 13, 2021
Get the wet fapmug.