nerd camp

Summer camps that studentshave to test into. Campers spend the summer taking classes and hanging out with other nerdlets.

"Hey, are you going to nerd camp this summer?"

"Yeah. Let's go play D&D."

nerd camp by spin December 4, 2004

Nerd depression 

1. A condition in which someone is so in love with a game, movie, etc. that they wish they could live in the fictional universe that game or movie takes place in and are brought down by the realization than they can not.

2. A condition in which someone is so in love with a game, movie, etc. that they wish they could be the central character of that piece of media, and are disapointed thinking their lives suck in comparison.

(Common causes): Avatar (film), Mass Effect, D&D, WOW, Star Trek.

1.

Guy 1: Hey dude whats wrong?
Guy 2: I was just thinking, nothing seems to come close to being as amazing as anything on Pandora.
Guy 1: I think you may be suffering from a bad case of Avatar nerd depression.
2.
Guy 1: Hey dude can you cover for me at work?
Guy 2: Commander Shepard doesnt have to cover for his Co-workers! He saves the galaxy then sleeps with Tali!
Guy 1: Holy shit dude calm down! looks like you got a bad case of Mass Effect nerd depression.

Nerd depression by Lord Scrambles February 21, 2010

Nerd Flu 

Any combination of airborne or suface-borne illnesses, contracted by the sharing of handheld electronic devices, D&D dice, cards or videogame controllers between various geeks of questionable hygiene. (Also See 'Geek Crud')

Did you hear that 10,000 people came down with the Nerd Flu after that gaming convention last week?

Nerd Flu by Lexicon Grrl September 29, 2010

nerd-douche 

A nerdy kid who thinks his intellect and opinions are superior to all others. In actuality, a nerd-douche is retarded and not smart at all. A nerd-douche also has no friends and no fun. Rather than party on a Friday night, the nerd-douche will elect to stay in and draw a map of a fictional place. Also, he probably got a 4.0 gpa in high school and works for the school radio.

Dude, that kid over there has his own blog.
What do you expect? He's a nerd-douche.

nerd-douche by claypris December 9, 2010

nerd hole

A basement or rec room dedicated to nerd related activities.

Are we playing dungeons and dragons in the nerd hole this weekend?

Oh man, I forgot my d20 in your nerdhole.

nerd hole by Emphasize December 21, 2008

nerd trap 

Wikipedia, or any other very inter-connected site with very high information density.

Dude I googled "Tesla" last night at 2pm and I was like trapped on wikipedia 'til the sun rose this morning. Insta nerd trap -- I must know everything!

nerd trap by devnevyn February 29, 2008

nerd-bait 

A relatively attractive girl of questionable status of character that is tolerable enough to become the object of many male nerd's lusty whims. Commonly found in high schools and on college campuses

"Man, remember Trina from high school? Total nerd-bait! I think I only liked her because she was an artist and liked FLCL as much as I did!"

nerd-bait by brillchan August 22, 2008