Meat Mushroom

Kosja, also known as a "Meat Penguin". It Lives mostly off of memes and doesn't go outside often unless it is accompanied by on or more of the Meatz Squad.

Hey Meat Train, Have you seen Meat Mushroom today? I would love to play some League Of Meat With him!

by MeatTrain February 10, 2018

Monkey mushroom ass

Amazing role model who is never wrong.

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.

by Merch!!! May 31, 2018

Mutated Mushroom

A mutated mushroom is what an ugly dick looks like, the head is the mushroom and the shaft is the root

“Daniel’s dick looks like a mutated mushroom!!”

by Lmao u succ June 2, 2018

onion mushroom

Onion mushroom is meant for a person that is need John and it usually means that he is a faggot and pussy as bitch and also means that he gets no hoes

John you are a huge onion mushroom

by Nazeke May 9, 2018

Tainted Mushroom

The act of jerking off with your hand and dick inside her pussy at the same time

I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out

by Beav Handler June 10, 2018

Tainted mushroom

The act of master bating inside a vagina with your cock and hand inside.

That bitch was so blown out I had to pull a tainted mushroom

by Beav Handler June 12, 2018

bloody mushroom

When a significant other has a bloody or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his dick and balls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.

Person 1: Hey is your nose broken?
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.

by thegoat_emoji June 30, 2018