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Tap tit monday

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)
“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*

“Ow what was that for?!”
It’s tap tit Monday!”
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Bombs on monday morning

An unreleased song by Melanie Martinez. It was leaked January 16th 2016.
The song is about the bombing of hiroshima.
"Have you listened to Bombs on monday morning?"
"Yeah, it's so sad I almost cried."
"Same"
by Ember Pember July 3, 2020
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No Boner Monday

No Boner Monday is a day to challenge yourself, it is what it says.
Hey Josh! I see your boner, on No Boner Monday! WTF!
by Glunters_Exploration TTV November 1, 2020
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Moan More Monday

In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Moan More Monday is an event starting on the first day of the week, in which you moan until completion in a quantity in relation to the date.
hey dude its moan more Monday and today is Monday so

(they moan together)
by AwareKu November 10, 2020
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James pullin a Monday

When James doesn't read my chats about For The King and he leaves us on read, aka ,"Monday"
Aiden: "James pullin a monday again"
Andrew: "What's that?"
James: *leaves on read*
by SurosAlt January 23, 2021
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puerto rican monday

A national Puerto Rican holiday which is celebrated every Monday so that they can have a 3 day weekend
Jose siding show up for work said it was a Puerto Rican monday
by Bhixton6500 March 8, 2021
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National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!
Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!
by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021
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