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Cuzeth moment

a funni moment that is calculated by the amount of lmao's said in the span of 1 minute, believed to be invented by a man named Cuzeth
Mig: LMAO
wowinl: lmao
Grando: LMAO
Darth: LMAO
night: LMAO
Mig: cuzeth moment
by pokkthepokkers December 3, 2020
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Evelyn Moment

That time when you do something so stupid and so obnoxious you can’t even internalize it
Evelyn: holy shit I just killed my entire class
Everyone else: Evelyn moment
by Jesus Walk All Over You November 17, 2021
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Ozymandias Moment

The moment in writing where a character, usually the main character, loses everything or realizes they've lost everything, especially after they have gained more than what they originally had in terms of financial and material wealth, power and notoriety, fame, etc. Named after the sonnet of the same name, in which the once great Ozymandias has been reduced to a crumbled statue.
Ace's Ozymandias Moment was very impactful in showing that he bit off more than he could chew, and paid the price.
by AB365 January 22, 2022
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Murlock Moment

A Murlock Moment happens when the owner of the formerly popular Garry's mod server "Imperium Gaming WW2RP" tries to revive his server again, without making any changes to the content.
- Did you hear the news?
- Yes, Imperium Gaming is reopening again, what a murlock moment
by A funny italian man April 8, 2021
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lifetime moment

(noun) When something is said or done that appears that it could be on the most suspenseful family drama network in the world... Lifetime! Typically used when overt teenage girls describe their overly pretentious drama going on in their life.
"Hey Dan, stay away from Aly today. She's been having a lot of lifetime moments lately. It's not good for your health to be near her."

"And then David actually threatened to kill himself when I told him that I cheated on him with this other guy I met at the bar, who I found out actually does drugs and I just-"
"STOP! PLEASE! My brain can contain any more of these lifetime moments!"
by ncmo April 21, 2010
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Bond Moment

When you're able to pull of something so awesome, your only option is to scream out the main part of the 007 theme upon completion.
(while driving)

Bob: Jim, watch out for that semi!!

(Jim grazes the guardrail at the perfect angle to make his 98' F-150 do three front flips over the semi, which then drives directly into a wall and bursts into flames.)

Jim: DUH-NUH, NAH-NAH, NUH-NUH-NAH

Bob: That was a fucking Bond Moment, man!
by FlabCaptain September 8, 2012
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Matthew Moment

When someone does some dumb shit. Commonly used in reaction to someone else’s dumbfuckery, or in response to an image “Matthew” would make.
by Matthew’s dumb shit.net August 29, 2022
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