morning

good morning, its time to fuck your girlfriend :D

"Oh shit, I forgot to fuck my girlfriend this morning"

by banananaaaaannnanaana May 7, 2022

the meaning of life

Aside from the Monty Python final meaning, I can only guess it is that you should never buy tinned salmon, never eat wafer thin mints served by an over-the-top French waiter and that there's always time for cake.

'Oh my, I'm so dreadfully embarrased, I think I've killed you all.'

by Spence1115 June 24, 2005

mass mooning

Mooning is the act of displaying one's ass and is done by by removing clothing, e.g., by lowering the backside of one's trousers and underpants, and usually bending over, and pointing one's ass in the direction of the moonee (one's seeing the moon). Mooning is used in some cultures to express protest, scorn, disrespect, or provocation but can also simply be done for shock value or fun. When a group of people follow this dictate in a gathering , it is called mass mooning.

Though Nielsen ratings can and have historically measured the viewing habits of a household, and have provided statistical information about such habits, they are not aware of the mass mooning that preceded many televised political elections, or rivalry football games, therefore the Nielsen Ratings are not a reliable indicator of what we do or do not like as we are led to believe.

by jeffbo July 13, 2009

Bottom of the morning to ya

A greeting using the expulsion of bodily gases that have developed through the nights slumber.

On a relaxing Sunday morning Casey woke Kristin with a bottom of the morning to ya and they both started their day with a laugh.

by Casey Cool Man April 10, 2015

morning-after-girl

The girl you need to fuck after a whole night of hard sex.

Dude one: 'Dude, how was that girl last night?'
Dawg two: 'She was great, we fucked all night! So when she got her morning after pill, I got my morning-after-girl. And that just got me up nd runnin' again, dawg.'

by Sidney&Henry April 2, 2008

the meaning of life

the meaning of life is reproduction, nothing more nothing less.

example? look at anything

by Thom Sonneck December 11, 2004

Morningwood

One of New York Cities Best Bands that is taking the world by storm.

Chantal the singer in Morningwood fucking rocked her tits off tonight bitches.

by C April 14, 2005