Pooey minge

When a lady has had several drinks to make her almost intoxinated she heads to the toilet to have a shite. In the process of having a shite, she wipes the alternative way and in the process gives her a pooey minge.

I was out with Rhonda last night and accidentally gave myself a pooey minge in the lochside bogs

by Deedeewan November 21, 2018

Mucky minge

Mucky minge a hairy mucky minge

Your mums mucky minge

by Gay vape lord February 19, 2019

Personal minge dealer

A girlfriend.

To be dealt minge, you have to be paid a subscription fee to your personal minge dealer.

by louisja May 18, 2019

Tracey Minge

Oooh luvely lubbly motor boating, bluuuuu, bluuuu, slurp,slurp.

Tracey minge Naughty shaun boy

by Albert? October 15, 2019

dog minge

A vulgar term referring to someone who is smelly, hairy and ill kept. Essentially an insult

She was a right dog minge

by Gert McFadden January 6, 2021

Office minge

Smelly odour from a girls poontang after a hard day at the office
Female version of chefs arse

Coworker asks what’s that smell? Probably my office minge, it’s been a long day

by Paula Droopy tits July 9, 2021

Mustard minge

Being from ledbury and having a minge like Coleman's mustard

I thought I'd become a taxi driver bit then got assaulted and now I can only smell mustard, at least I haven't got covid, god bless mustard minge

by Jammy66 August 17, 2021