midget

as my dad says, "they should be kept as pets to settle disputes"

My midget is all powerful compared to Jeremy's! Prove It!

by PeopleWhoHatePeople December 21, 2019

Midgetismistic

A very small feisty person who's intellect is very poor especially when coming to argue their points of view

You never guess what? Today I was on the train and it was so noisy two tiny people arguing over nothing.. now that's midgetismistic

by Urbanboy121 January 30, 2020

midgetkour

When a vertically challenged person attempts to make a large jump

Person 1: Lookout! you can't make that jump!
Midget: *Screams in small* Midgetkour biiiitch
*Jumps*
*Scream in small*
*dead*

by Midget Gang CEO May 27, 2020

Midget

When there’s very little weed left in a blunt, but not enough to smoke it.

“Hey man, pass the midget”

by Midgetqueen May 28, 2020

Midgenharmon

The velocity of a midget thrown from the top of a school bus preferably through the window of a moving car

i saw the science of midgenharmon in action as they tossed that little sploink from the top of the bus into Margarets car window

by milkdud gigglestompus June 25, 2020

Midgetist

Being heightist against small people taunting small people, offensive slang midget

That's Midgetist.

by My defintions not yours July 6, 2020

Midge

Short for midget (ironic I know)

“Holy cow! Look at that big dicked midge!”
“He’s like a tripod!”

by BigDickedMidge July 22, 2020