professional Mexican

Someone who works extremely hard but still amounts to nothing

Dad: is it my fault uncle has decided to be a professional Mexican.
Mom: he’s not a professional Mexican, he’s our son

by 🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑 October 19, 2020

Mexican jet

That fast-moving, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole the morning after you've eaten a hot Mexican meal.

- Boy, I sure did enjoy that new Mexican restaurant last night!

- Me, too. I feel Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos.

by Vadissimo November 1, 2008

Mexican railroad

When you wrap your dick in a tortilla and she start sucking while moaning chop choo!

That shit was crazy how she do that Mexican railroad .

by Bootysmeller42069 July 10, 2017

Mexican Siphon

The art of getting ones dick sucked (preferably from a Canadian) while simultaneously having ones asshole sucked (preferably from a Mexican).

Canada was chugging my cock when all of the sudden I heard a knock at the door. Manuel barged in and began to suck my asshole with an airtight seal. At first I was confused, but soon I gently placed my hands on top of Canada's and Manuel's head, I smiled and whispered "Mexican Siphon".

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by Dubsack63 January 20, 2013

Mexican Starfish

When you cook a meal for your girlfriend using red-hot chilli pepper and chop it up without wearing any gloves, then despite washing your hands thoroughly - when you slip her a cheeky finger later that night whilst making love, she gets a strong burning sensation in her anus.

I cooked her a delicious meal, then accidentally gave her a Mexican Starfish so she dumped me.

by Perturbation April 26, 2019

Mexican Kelly

When a fire fighter works a day of overtime, and then calls in sick on their next shift.

Julio likes to work overtime but he always follows it up with a mexican kelly.

by Turk 182 August 14, 2008

Mexican Science

Used in a similar context to "Jury Rig", although more common in areas with a significant population of Mexican immigrants to describe a sometimes comically low-tech, but nevertheless effective method of fixing or building something. Often characterized by quick fixes that can cause new problems, which are them quick-fixed and so on.

The car's doors were different colors, The mirrors had been duct taped back on, and the body had been welded together in several places. I doubted the car had been serviced in 10 years, but somehow kept going thanks to Mexican Science.

We didn't have a recording studio, so we recorded by jacking our amps into a mixer and recording onto the audio track of a VCR. (A scenario which can be described as Mexican Science)

by Garboth May 22, 2008