Monkey Magnet

A person who attracts monkeys.

Nathan is a Monkey Magnet

by Aye-dri-anne November 27, 2017

hater magnet

A badass motherfucker with big muscles, blue eyes, tattooes, a Harley and a big tittied blonde on the back. Losers gather around to gossip about how much they hate him. Then they go home and workout and plan their next tattoo.

When Nick picks me up from work on his bike, all my male coworkers start talking shit about how he must be on steroids and how he drives to fast. They come from other offices just to stare at him and be jealous. He is such a hater magnet and I love it.

by BAB 2.0 June 6, 2018

Pussy Magnet

I Like Ass And Big Tits I Eat Pussy And Watch Pornos Im 15 I Fuck This Girl And Im Not A Fucking Virgin And You People Could Suck My Big Fat Juicy Cock With Hair R.I.P X

Pussy Magnet

by mcblaze1021 October 8, 2018

puke magnet

When babies and children always puke when your around or taking care of them.

“ I’m sorry Terry puked on you. He’s been fine all day. Your like a puke magnet.”

by Swordart 239 October 8, 2018

Scam Magnet

A person that attracts frauds

Katy: He told me he was 23 but he was actually 18

Lauren: Katie, how do you always fall for this stuff? You're a scam magnet.

by plat998 November 11, 2018

Beef Magnet

an absolute dickhead who feels the need to be involved in every argument

Person 1: “i can’t believe they’re arguing again”
Person 2: “Let’s go see what’s happening”
Person 1: “Let’s not get involved, stop being such a beef magnet

by beefmagnetsaredickheads December 12, 2018

Uncle Magne

The act of placing ones foot inside the rectum of a fellow human

Tobias has been away from school for three days after Jonathan gave him a solid Uncle Magne

by Bañokazooie January 24, 2019