magic hands

nickname for someone who gives bloomin' good massages (in a non-kinky way!)

'ooh that feels nice on my neck Magic Hands!!'

by musicmadjones June 23, 2006

magical trevor

Manic cartoon from the weebls website. Might even replace the Crazy Frog in my level of affection. Has incredibly clever tricks involving disappearing cows and pigeon sawing whilst mysteriously living 4th dimentionally in shopping aisles of Ragu or beans

Seriously wacked, you dont need to be stoned to enjoy this - well actually you do, even tho he is ten times more slick than the last time you saw him....

* sung in pythonesque tone*
You might think his new trick is sick
Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 26, 2005

Magcon

A group of untalented, immature, obnoxious and disruptive teenage boys who deem themselves "internet celebrities." This band of misfits travels across the country to "perform" their acts at hotels and various venues. These acts include: throwing water on each other, singing off key, jumping up and down and riding on hotel luggage carts. People actually pay to see this shit. The "Magcon Tour" has a strong, avid, cult-like following of horny, desperate and ditsy teenage girls who are absolutely infatuated with these boys. After the show, the boys usually go up to their hotel room and proceed to destroy it and post it on the internet.

I would honestly be extremely surprised if these kids are still "famous" in six months.

Immature Girl 1: "OMG Becky, those Magcon boys are having a show this weekend!"
Immature Girl 2: "Pssht, Jenny, that's SO last week. It's all about the Jonas Brothers now!"
Immature Girl 1: "Oh yeah, I like totally love them. They're like soo dreamy."

by 2400 SAT Score March 16, 2014

FOXNews Magic

A particularly blatant form of media spin and partisan hackery where a particularly embarassing or scandalous member of a political party is suddenly relabelled as a member of an opposition party in an attempt to deflect association with that shame or scandal away from one's own party onto another. Named after FOXNews, which was famous for "mistakenly" labelling Republican politicians caught in sex-related scandals as Democrats.

Right after Mark Foley was caught sending explicit messages to young male pages, the FOXNews Magic changed him from a Republican to Democrat.

by Del360 January 28, 2011

magic mint

The hallucinogenic drug known as diviner's sage, or Salvia divinorum in Latin. Though still legal in the U.S., there are proposals to ban it.

The name comes from its classification in the mint family by botanists.

Hey, Carmen, want to take a couple hits of this magic mint?

by J-C-G April 7, 2006

maggot

Used to describe the state of a person who has consumed too much alcohol.

"hey look Tom is maggot! haha!" "i got maggot last night"

by Josh Tomo July 31, 2008

maggot bag

Another word for a meat pie from a suspect location or "gutter eater".

Would you like some degreaser with that maggot bag

by Adman June 27, 2004