bologna magnet

term used to describe faggots

Quit being such a faggot.

Go back to your glory hole, you bologna magnet.

Your breath smells like dick and poop, you bologna magnet.

by Safe word: Whiskey May 16, 2009

Crazy Magic Shit

Crazy Magic Shit is when you can open automatic doors, or when your at the stop lights and you can switch them to be green insted of red or yellow...its also when you can open wheelchair doors : )

Did you see her open that automatic door?

Yea that was some Crazy Magic Shit!

by fancygirl1042 November 17, 2009

Per Magnus

He is the most handsome person in the whole world.

He is so adoreable. And everyone likes him.

it is the best name of all time. It is a synonym of the most handsome person in the world.

He is so Per Magnus

by Ola Nordman March 24, 2011

Bed Magnet

A non-existent force of nature omitted by comfortable mattresses, making you unable to get out of the bed.

"Aw man, it's 6:30. Better get up for work. Oh no! The accursed bed magnet has been activated!"
*falls back asleep*

by Wubmiester January 6, 2013

FLAB MAGGOT

A person, usually a man, tickling an obese person, usually a woman, is performing the flab maggot.

Karen got quite angry when Bill gave her a Flab Maggot.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 6, 2013

roidy magoo

Someone who partakes in ass injections to swell their muscles beyond human size.

"wow that steiner is a real roidy magoo"

by Broke in Hoboken July 7, 2016

Updated Magic

1. Basically an electronic such as a phone, laptop, tablet, etc.

2. Something electronic that you cannot live without.

3. A modern electronic device

4. Social media such as Instagram, (Facebook), Twitter, etc.

Callie: Just dropped my updated magic in the toilet! Damn!
Henry: Ooh, SMP!

by Updated Magic May 30, 2016