Milf

A very hot mom. Milf stands for:
Mom I'd Like to F*ck.

Usually 30-59 years of age, and has a big ass and tits. Has had at least one child.

"Mrs. Twedt is the hottest milf I've seen."

Lisa Ann is an ideal definition of a milf.

by Chunky Blizzard October 13, 2020

milf machine

When a MLIF, drives around a PHAT ASS/ Badass Volkswagen.

Shawna, that premium milf looks fine as hell in that milf machine.

by PrettyParakeet November 18, 2020

milf

man i love floppa

"damn milf'

by iloveobama November 28, 2020

MILF Assed

When a woman turns to walk away and the view makes you realize she is a MILF.

When Johnny’s Mom dropped him off, she was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.

At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

Milf

Milk In Life Fast.
It is a term used for people especially female aged 30+ that enjoy living life to the fullest and are experts in their respectful fields.

My friends mom likes being a milf

by Grants mum December 24, 2020

milf

milf stands for “mother id like to fuck”
really just a hot middle aged lady
(even if ur not sexually attracted to milfs u can still recognize their milfness)

“wow look at that milf go! she looks great for her age”

by cat girl milf luvr December 25, 2020