adj. A Matt Gold is a very large useless thing. It like to eat alot and is usually found listening to gross music. He enjoys eating and large girls.(Big Sid)
by Bombers December 14, 2008
Get the Matt Gold mug.A party whereby a man name Matt sits in a pet-hair covered recliner in a low-ceilinged and dingy family room, belching while watching reruns on tv-land -- the party starts when his neighbor begrudgingly comes over to demand his tool set back that was borrowed last easter and never used - the wife offers rudimentary snacks of stale pretzels and michelob lite. About this time Matt engages the neighbor in a long winded conversation discussing the politics of MASH. He never returns the tools.
Man, I went over to Jay's for a game of scrabble and beer - and it was the lamest Matt Party, down to the pretzels and Michelob.
by phluffhead83 January 18, 2010
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"Don't matt burt that roach just so you can go smoke it and watch 'Pink Floyd: The Wall' and have a wank."
by GT 443 April 20, 2009
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by KittenQT September 30, 2014
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by Define Sexy March 5, 2018
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by BMG-1 January 15, 2003
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