Matt Lethaby

Matt lethaby, otherwise the straightest human being known to be the straightest most heterosexual being known to man. If he does something it’s not gay including wanking in a dofe tent next to other boys.

Wait bro did you get off with that girl last night

Yeh bro

Nice bro that’s Matt lethaby

by Queerdoggydog June 27, 2019

Matt K

Honestly the kindest soul you will ever meet. Matt is someone you will fall head over heels for instantly (or potentially hate at first but very much grow to love) he is the most beautiful, gorgeous, talented, kind and loving person you will ever meet. He has beautiful eyes and a stupid moustache (that you secretly like) . He is the love of my life and I wake up every day lucky and amazed that he is there for me. He is kind and patient and nurturing and will love and support you through your lowest of rock bottoms and he will do it with a smile because somehow he still loves you. If you meet him never let him go, even if he sometimes stupidly doesn't wear this under his jumpers and makes annoying sounds (scream and sleep)

I love you Matt K

by Your Sunflower November 13, 2019

Matt Hay angry

When a very intelligent person over 6 foot tall loses their cool. (May stomp and/or slap)

You better not piss him off he’ll get Matt Hay angry.

by FlyyMyst27 December 4, 2019

Matt Smith

Matt Smith is the most handsome man to walk the earth, he is an incredibly talented actor and has an amazing face ,he also played the 11th doctor in the amazing programme "doctor who" .

Person 1:who's that on your telly
Person 2:Oh ,that's Matt Smith

Person 1:Oh my god that man is so hot!
Person 2: tell me about it!

by MattSmithsbb July 17, 2020

Matt Wal

A Super Hero also called Dump Man, who beats up villains with his bag of garbage along side his is young ward Pick Boy. He gains his powers from the consumption of thousands of pickles.

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Matt Wal

by MilanoBoi July 31, 2020

Matt the Wod

What a man. The greatest of all time. Best youth footballer. Hates Stevie Mcguigan. And the queen

Wow! There's Stevie! Matt the Wod this is so poggers.

by LeighGriffithsfanpagelol November 18, 2020

Matt looney

Matt looney is a Maintenance man currently employed at Evertz technologies. Matt has been with the company since 2005. He is currently going on 120 years of maintenance experience with the facility. Matt loves his job.

Matt also has a boat. A boat that he loves dearly.

Q:Where’s Matt looney?

A: He’s out in his trailer

by Juggernuts The 3rd February 28, 2022