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macasshole

King of assholes. The guy who is afraid of his feelings for another and therefore, makes macasshole statements to push his love away. In denial of emotional reality!
Guys says, "I am ready to have you for so long that you are ready for me to go, not wishing I would stay." Girl says, " I will always want you to stay, until the day you are actually staying". Guy says, then... you will want me to leave~gotcha!" What a macasshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by iljbwamh09 October 2, 2009
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Mama Karma

When you swear your child(ren) never behaved in a certain way and then an opportunity presents itself with your child exhibiting a behavior proving you wrong.

Whenever you criticize another parent's parenting style or a child's negative behavior, the universe will send you a message to keep your comments to yourself with your child demonstrating a similar behavior but only much worse.
I swore that my child would never throw temper tantrums in pubic, but today she threw herself on the ground and screamed until I bought her the toy she wanted. Mama Karma strikes again!
by RunDMT July 16, 2010
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her mama

The biggest PIMP on planet Earth is HER MAMA. Known for telling your girl, "Find a man with a good job. Find a man with a nice car. Find a man who can buy you shit."
That ho dumped me cuz HER MAMA said I ain't got enough bank!
by Nate June 10, 2003
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shanto mama

a person real to some and not to others.. he is believed to be used as someone like the boogie man in the daily life of bangladeshi people mainly teenagers to scare or frighten people in an aggressive manner.. some supposedly have seen him and some say he is just a myth..
beshi kotha bolle shanto mama ke dakbo?? (dont dare say another word cuz i will call shanto mama)

ki?? ki hoise?? ki bolla?? dakbo shanto mama ke?? DAKBO?? (what?? what happened?? what did he say?? should i call shanto mama?? should i??)
by Zacky-homsey October 13, 2011
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Joe mama

The great roast of a young individual who is a legend

It is played when someone shall play the card of joe

The other shall say joe who

Then the man the moth the legend shall respond with joe mama.

You are the most epic gamer if you shall play these cards.
Teacher *takes attendance*

Teacher “did i miss anyone’s name”
The man the moth the legend “oh you forgot joe
The teacher “joe who
The man the moth the legend “JOE MAMA
by CspGang November 8, 2019
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one bad mama jama

Douche #1: Bro, Stacy just beat the shit out of Jill!
Douche #2: Damn, brah, she's one bad mama jama!
by $W@G March 30, 2012
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yo mama

Your mother;Defense against insult, as in
Dave: You're a cocksucker! Connick: Yo mama!
by yoh mahmah March 4, 2003
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