the mad deucer

a person who mysteriously takes poops in bathrooms ironically but not in a toilet. usually in obscure places which make it hard for the janitor kenny to clean up.

steve: did u hear about that guy at Athens he takes shits all over the floor.

Mr. Scott: ya of course thats the mad deucer!

by THE MAD DEUCER!!!! June 19, 2008

Hoes Mad

Hoes mad: Noun adj.: ‘Hoes mad’ is a slang term derived from the sociocultural concept that all women who engage in ‘ loose’ or ‘slutty’ behavior (a.k.a. Thot tendencies) are perpetually in a state of unreasonable and unadulterated idiocy under pretenses which contain but are not limited to the following: Perpetuating unnecessary anger, distrust, jealousy, or pettiness, Indulging in the practice of the pseudo art known as talking behind ones backs, or ‘shit talking’ in a manner that most civilized humans find offensive, and finally; pretending to have the slightest amount of human decency in aspect of a physical, and or intimate relationship even though they clearly and unapologetically couldn’t care less about the feelings of anyone other than themselves.

Exp: John: Bro did you hear the Brittany cheated on her boyfriend with ex husband.

TonyI know man, hoes mad.

by ImmaculateCapper June 27, 2020

mad buns

To be soft or weak. To be compared to fresh baked products.

Yo, I seen him get slapped by his girl last week, he's mad buns.

by Scott La Roc September 3, 2006

mad jelly

term used to describe someone who is both mad and jealous. also means this person is very jealous. derived from the term 'u mad?' in which later the term 'u jelly?' came about.

Dude 1: "Sup bro. I'm fucking your girl. U mad?"

Dude 2: "Yeah I'm mad you little prick."

Dude 1: "U jelly?"

Dude 2: "Fuck you."

Dude 3: "Oh he mad jelly."

Dude 1: "Yeah. He mad jelly."

by therealboy November 18, 2010

hoes mad

simple of em facts is these hoes mad,pressed, mentally ill.

queiasha- girl they steady talking shit
tahsyaa- them hoes mad.

by these hoes mentally ill August 1, 2019

Mad niggerish

to act ghetto or white trash; to show no class

Man i can't beleive those two guys just ducked out on their check! That was mad niggerish.

by big papi54 January 16, 2009

mad hand

Skills so incredible that they have the effect on observers of an excellent handjob.

I would like to make sweet sweet love to your show four times a day for the next year and have 5000 little babies running around to keep giving me mad hand... Oh my God that mad, mad hand. Please never go off the air because all the joy will be exhausted from my life and I will probably kill a family of bunny rabbits before turning the shotgun on myself.

by Jenandra May 26, 2008