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a misunderstood person, she ahd issues but so did kurt you cant fucking blame her, comparing their music is like sugar and salt, but they are both awesome. im thinking about making a justice for courtney deal just because she deserves it, she loved kurt so fucking much, if you looked into their relationship a little more than what fuckin vanity fair says you would see that. i love courtney
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Love Muscle 

A guy's penis most likely the most used muscle of a guys body
Kiersten : Hey baby why don't we go up to your office and work out your Love Muscle!
Chad : Awesome do you want all 14 inches of it or just half I don't want to rip your pussy apart again?
Kiersten : Fuck it I want it all at any expense!
Chad: Great I hope you have good medical insurance!
Kiersten : No problem I have progressive!
Chad : That's car insurance!
Kiersten : Well I hope they cover pussy's too!
Love Muscle by SlopNChop April 26, 2017

Love Hound 

Someone (mostly middle aged single women) who will look for "love" where ever they can such as bar,the beach,the men's public restroom,truck stops etc.
Man1:Look at that lady she is hitting on like every guy here.
Man2:What a Love Hound.
Man1:Its sad really.
Love Hound by Asleep Foot June 10, 2009

Do You Love Me? 

A catchy pop-jazz-rock-ish song that's about three minutes long and is decent to treadmill to. It came out in the 60's via a band called The Contours, apparently though it was originally intended for The Temptations, a band that's worth looking into BTW, who failed to show for the recording of it.
The song details the account of a guy who had his heart broken by some OP 'cause he couldn't dance, then later he could dance and returns to OP with this fact and a question: <i>Do You Love Me</i> now that I can dance?' (This link might not work.) Typically, when they performed this, they did the aforementioned dances. The song is simple, cheesy, and light-hearted; but I could see anime characters lip-syncing the screamed lyrics to other characters in their series in a :foeyay: way in an :AMV:, or recommending this for your local gym or ballet class.
FoggyPebble: *listening to Pandora Radio on iPod Touch while on treadmill for the fifth hour that night* Uugh, my liver and gut always hurt.. *Do You Love Me? comes on Pandora Radio* Yay! *goes faster on treadmill*

Somebody: This reminds me of the song Do You Love Me? by The Contours. 8D
Do You Love Me? by Foggy pebbl January 5, 2011

lithuanian love puddle 

The Lithuanian Love Puddle is where you have sex with a woman and she leaves a really big wet patch, like bigger than normal. It's called 'Lithuanian' because women from that region love sex, any way, anytime, in any hole and usually leave a massive wet patch behind!
Sammy, I took that girl I met back to my place last night and I ended up giving her the love thrust whilst she was sitting on my kitchen bench. Anyway the next morning I got up and she had left a "Lithuanian Love Puddle" all over the kitchen floor. Lucky I cleaned it up before the dog did hey!

First Love 

The Love that hits you the hardest and you still think of after years not talking to them. You will never get completely over them. Maybe you didn't even realize it was love until you lost them.

Don't mistake with the first crush.
Four years and I still cry sometimes over my first love.
First Love by onetwothreenine November 24, 2021

me love you long time

USED BY
1. hookers to offer their services

2. ignorant jackasses as a slack way to say "I love you"

3. ordinary people making references. most users think they are referencing South Park or Family Guy, but actually both of those were referencing Full Metal Jacket(#8 movie of all time according to sanyosuru). A hooker uses this phrase becuase her English is bad, and all she can say is "Sucky-sucky, 5 dollar. Me love you long time. Too long time." South Park has Eric as Vietnamese hooker, exactly as in the original. In Family Guy, Peter says this because it is the only English he thinks the Japanese baseball player will understand, and he can`t afford to pay for him.
1. hooker:me love you long time

2. ignorant jackass: me love you long time

3. synDicate: dude, did you see that episode where Peter is like "Me love you long time" that was great! They are so original.
me: no, that was a reference to full metal jacket