Linkedinglish

1. Terms hopelessly boring people use to make themselves seem more interesting on professional social networking sites.
2. The only instance in which doughy, pasty office-dwellers can refer to themselves with terms like “Lean,” “Agile,” "Master" and “Black Belt.”

Person 1: ”Bonnie is a Lean Six-Sigma Scrum Master, and I’m only a Blue Belt.”

Person 2: ”Dude, I don’t care how much Linkedinglish you use to describe yourself, being in middle management will not help you break cinder blocks with your head.”

by OfficeDroneErik August 20, 2012

Linky

Someone who links around all day doing nothing, but pretending to be a productive member of society.

And/Or someone who does/and or tries to link their way into someone’s back pocket by linking a good trusting person.

Synonym: A user. Manipulator. A link.

Your questionable girlfriend, linky, has been linking around all day doing nothing. I saw her sneaking a piece of furniture from her dad’s house (where she lives, linking her dad) into your house without your approval. Linky is trying to move (link) into your house slowly. If she tells you otherwise, she is a total link. Proving that she is in fact a linky..

by Hunter Lazlo December 22, 2019

Linkin park

Good band, mix of rock and rap. Best of both worlds. Actually my favorite band.

On MSN...
Someone says: Yo did you hear about the band licoln park.

Somebody says: Yes they are gnarly! By the way, it Linkin Park...

by toy_soulja July 16, 2008

Linkin Park.

Shit "band" that makes shit "music" that angst filled teenagers like to listen to. Mostly songs about running away, and how no one understands them. All the songs sound the same.

Person one: Linkin Park rules, they understand what I feel inside my dark soul...
Person two: Shut the fuck up.

by CHEESEGOD October 6, 2004

Linkin park.

A band that are undoubtedly superb. They are not a band that whines about their parents etc etc. If these fuckers above actually listened to their music they would understand that they are not just crying about their parents. The people above who are critisizing them should actually experience what they are critisizing before they judge it.

Example of person who has not listened to Linkin Park: milkshake

by starsandpencils May 13, 2005

Linkin Park

A kickass band from Agoura Hills, California. The only GOOD band that can combine rap and rock together. And despite their song Breaking The Habit, the band is NOT emo. Some good Linkin Park songs are Numb, Faint, From The Inside, What I've Done, In The End, Crawling, Somewhere I Belong, Paper Cut, Given Up, One Step Closer, Hit The Floor, Nobodys Listening, and many more. Anyone who says that they suck can lick a shit-stained taint.

Idiot: Linkin Park sucks!
Me: Go lick some balls. Linkin Park kicks ass.
Idiot: Oh yeah, well the main singer has a whiny, crybaby voice.
Me: Shut the fuck up. You can tell me that Linkin Park sucks when YOU can sing like Chester Bennington!
*Beats the living shit out of Idiot*

by Death Shredder July 28, 2007

Linkin park

An amazing band that is often the victim of moronic hate because they're popular.

Despite the fact that they're a very talented band, 13 year old prepubescent boys who call themselves hardcore can't like them because they've been on TRL.

Prepubescent boy 1 (4:21: hai kenny, im watchin mtv (cuz i had nothin better to do) and linkin park is on!! -covers ears-

Kenny (4:21): Hey, I think that they're pretty good.

Prepubescent boy 2 (4:22): EW WTF U LIKE LINKIN PARK??!!?! THERE TERRIBLE!!!!!!

Kenny (4:22): Um, what makes them terrible?

Prepubescent boy 1 (4:24): ...uh DUHH

Prepubescent boy 2 (4:26): there mainstream

Prepubescent boy 1 (4:27): yah!. neway gotta go headbang to slipknot. peace

Kenny (4:27): o__o'

by lmao no December 14, 2008