tree knocking

A scare tactic that Big Foot used to scare people out of the forest

While hiking in the forest we heard tree knocking and made a hasty exit.

by The squatcher Dr August 14, 2020

socks knocked off

someone getting hit so hard, their clothes come flying off, to their briefs

We LITERALLY see someone get they socks knocked off

by Lowcap September 14, 2022

fat knock

Typically a girl named Ellie that lives in ballincollig

Or any girl that has a big belly

Typically a heavy girl or unfit

A girl that eats there boyfriends dinner

Sham is that Ellie the fat Knock

Mam Ellie’s after eating my dinner the fat knock

by Sussy dog 68 March 15, 2024

utility knock-knock joke

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.

A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"

by QuacksO June 15, 2024

knock

usually a reserve for a pool/snooker game, that is left on the side of the table when someone else is playing, so that you 'reserve' your game after theirs, or after the knocks been put down before yours.

paul, i'll go and put a knock on the table yeah?

by Adam April 16, 2004

Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this

Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.

by slimunator January 29, 2025

Knock

1. To strike a surface noisily to attract attention, especially when waiting to be let in through a door.

2. A desperate cry for help, particularly to express one's desire to enter the music room.

Student 1: "I am so screwed"
Student 2: "We just need to have some more practice time" knock knock knock knock knock knock

by TheSixthWizard March 28, 2024