Your typical white girl that LOVES the center of attention; she likes being in charge and have control of the room; she likes wine, Pinterest, and all things fall; always jealous of girls prettier than her; she absorbs and transforms into the boys she dates; particularly drawn to emotionally broken guys and loves "helping" them.
by JH10 November 22, 2021

Noun
(A. K. A Mama Kane, kellu)
Known by many to have low class humor, extremely weird tense fists, and spontaneous break downs whilst screeching from her white Prius “ I M S O R R Y” in her whitest white person voice because too many people are mistaking her as a mother of a whole child and three grown ass girls.
(A. K. A Mama Kane, kellu)
Known by many to have low class humor, extremely weird tense fists, and spontaneous break downs whilst screeching from her white Prius “ I M S O R R Y” in her whitest white person voice because too many people are mistaking her as a mother of a whole child and three grown ass girls.
“ WHOMST the FUCK ate my Trader joe’s Pretzel?!” Said person 2
“Calm down, You’re being a fucking kelly kanemitsu” said person 1
“.... shit.... fuck...” said the person 1, overwhelmed by self-realization too fucking tragic and real.
“Calm down, You’re being a fucking kelly kanemitsu” said person 1
“.... shit.... fuck...” said the person 1, overwhelmed by self-realization too fucking tragic and real.
by dungdoit May 15, 2019

Kellie is a very beautiful angel. She will never hurt you, and if you treat right and with respect, you will have yourself the best friend/girlfriend on this planet.
by Jiozx February 25, 2019

by whattiddo? November 22, 2010

Emily kelly will be The sweetest girl you will know she is beautiful and kind if you know a Emily kelly don’t even lose her
by Emily kelly November 5, 2019

Feminist 1: We should strive for sex equality
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work
by ChopperWopperCopter July 11, 2017

the most active person ever she’s a demonioa. she goes to every function and gets drunk in jeresy. she loves buzzbals
by juzzrizz November 20, 2023
