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Jean Thong

(noun) - When a girl cuts her pants so short to the point that you can see part of her ass and it's practically underwear.
Dude, did you see Jenifer? She's got the best jean thong on the block!
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Beans and Jeans

When a Guy wears jeans that are too tight as to see his Beans!!
Look at the Queermo in the beans and jeans... I bet his boyfriend uses the beanstalk!!
by Scottietwattie September 11, 2015
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Jean Legs

What someone would call someone with an absession with wearing jeans on their legs
Yo jean legs what's up

Heyyyyy is that you jean legs?

Come out of the corner jean legs, I promise the bullies are gone
by FartOnMyBalls October 16, 2016
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to pull a mathieu jean

when an individual constantly blames the playing equipment (handles too wet, table not calibrated, lighting not adequate) and consistently fails to perform under pressure and is overall delusional about his capacities in everything in life in general and in baby foot specifically.
once should never try to pull a mathieu jean if they want to be considered a great athlete.
man im so bad at baby foot but at least I am not going to pull a mathieu jean.
by khursheh December 6, 2016
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Russian skinny jeans

Tight tapered track pants worn typically by soccer players or overweight middle aged russian men. Complemented usually by a borscht-stained whife beater and a gold chain.
Boris drank too much vodka and soiled his Russian skinny jeans.
by theejaybles December 10, 2016
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marie jean

Is a person who likes to irritate people. He likes to laugh at people. He is very smart and has an Master Degree in some sort of science

Most physics teachers are a marie jean. They like to give difficult tests and give people assignments.

Marie jean also has a small cock. He hates art and likes to google stuff.

Conclusion: a total dickhead
He is a marie jean
by Geert Missotten December 12, 2016
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Zip Jean

When I guy gets his penis stuck in his zipper.
Guy: Babe, I think I got zip jean!

Jean Jam
by Jacklyn High November 17, 2015
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