Jade

Jade, a hot sexy female with a big ass. Beautiful black hair. She'll do any woman with pleasure in bed. If you have a Jade like this you're so lucky. Keep that bitch in you're hands forever. She's so sweet and the most amazing most kindest person you would ever meet. She got a whole lotta acne too. Big ass forehead and huge ass pimples.

sexy man: Yo Jade is that you?? Want to fuck tonight?

Jade: Bitch tf no, I'm into woman

sexy man: Fuck off!

Jade: Go stick your dick in a toaster, bitch

by gaybitchesgetfucked April 21, 2021

Jade

A bad bitch with a phat ass

Damn she’s got a phattie, her names gotta be Jade

by Phatassbadie November 22, 2021

Jade

She is so hot you get a sunburn when she walks into a room. Thiccest thighs ever.

Teacher: "Jade it is your turn to do your presentation"
*Boy moves bag to his lap*

by AB0L October 8, 2025

jaded

being absolutely travis scott jimmy faded

bro i couldnt come to school cuz i was jaded

holy sh*tttt shes jaded af

by HDAAWG August 18, 2025

jade

a cunt

hailie: “hey have u talked to jade today?”

becca: “no she flirted with my sister, total cunt!”

by - jades girlfriend November 25, 2022

Jade

I can't believe not one is able to say anything about a male Jade. They are the most fun, talented, loving, kind people. Jade is a man that never fail to show love to those they love the most. They are great fathers, friends, and overall great people to be around. And they are handsome of course, can't forget that. They birthday's are usually in the greenie seasons such as March, April, May.

If you ever meet a male Jade. Don't question them about their name. It is gender neutral (you heard it here).

Jade is a good male friend to have.

by kindaabitnervous November 23, 2021

Tyla-Jade

Beauty in all forms

You look very Tyla-Jade today

by ilyilyjoyss April 1, 2025