by HDAAWG August 18, 2025
Get the jadedmug. 
A very cute, loving, soft, round, warm baby. Everyone loves jade because he is a ray of sunshine. When he feels cute, he becomes extra fat.
by ifwegivealittlelove November 22, 2021
Get the Jademug. I can't believe not one is able to say anything about a male Jade. They are the most fun, talented, loving, kind people. Jade is a man that never fail to show love to those they love the most. They are great fathers, friends, and overall great people to be around. And they are handsome of course, can't forget that. They birthday's are usually in the greenie seasons such as March, April, May.
If you ever meet a male Jade. Don't question them about their name. It is gender neutral (you heard it here).
If you ever meet a male Jade. Don't question them about their name. It is gender neutral (you heard it here).
by kindaabitnervous November 23, 2021
Get the Jademug. The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017
Get the Jade Tigermug. by thepotato64 October 17, 2017
Get the jade puglisimug. Jade is a girl who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. She has been through hell but always gets back on her feet and shows the world she is strong enough. She is someone you don't want to muck around with. A very naturally beautiful and gorgeous girl and is someone who never fails to make you smile. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday of your life with and is someone you can always count on to be there for you in your lowest times!. she is someone who will love you no matter what. She is a vibe and the life of any boring time. She can make your day go from boring straight to fun. She loves music and singing loves her Coulter, loves doing art and is very smart. She loves to help people . And is also the best when it comes to solving problems. She has the most kindest heart ever She will look after you with her hole heart. And most importantly she has a heart of gold and is the most Goofy and love Abel person.
by Te manawakoa November 22, 2021
Get the Jademug.