taint butter

that slimy liquid that forms along your gooch, plaguing those around you with the lingering odor of your scrotum

I havent showered in days and now i have mad taint butter

by taaaaaaaaa September 9, 2016

Trading Butter

Using your middle finger to churn somebody's butthole and then immediately churning your own butthole with that same finger

"Where did they run off to?"
"Oh, they're probably trading butter in the attic again. "

by ButterTrader January 19, 2019

Colon Butter

Almost like Teeth Butter but you scrape the walls of the rectum and use the excrete on toasted or untoasted bread.

"Is that all natural Colon Butter?"
"Can I put some Colon Butter on my sandwich?"
"I got enough Colon Butter for 6 more pieces of toast."

by SmallKolby November 9, 2012

Buttered Vegetables

A female dyes her pubic hair green, and a male ejaculates onto her pubes and "butters up her vegetables"

I talked to the chef, she is totally down to make some Buttered Vegetables

by Vegetable Butter-er January 12, 2009

man-buttered

1. creampie into anus
2. pull out, position face underneath anus
3. the creampied individual contracts muscles to force the cum out of their anus
4. the creampier revels in the spray from the anus of their own cum onto their face

The creampier has been man-buttered.

Boy I love anal sex, but it just isn't the same unless I get man-buttered afterwards.

by howaboutagordosandwich February 28, 2011

blood butter

Self explanitory...

...Blood-stained jizz.

Tony: I went to Africa, and an elephant gave me a blow job. I guided the elephant with my hands, opened my eyes, and all of a sudden, I was covered entirely with my own blood butter.

by erectism January 11, 2008

Butter muncher

The new slur of 2023, originating from a TikTok where a girl ate butter and asked “Where my butter munchers at?”.

Later someone stitched the video and said “Can we make this the next slur? Like 2023 Butter muncher?”

“Why’s that girl chewing on a whole stick of butter? What a fucking butter muncher!”

“Shut the fuck up butter muncher!”

by joebidensbdsmtestscore January 25, 2023