Pine of the woods

Not from around this area. A foreign concept that is unfamiliar or odd.

*City girl walks into a barn full of horse shit in stilettos*
Boy: “She ain’t form these pine of the woods”

by Hope-less January 04, 2021

whittling wood

Another way of saying jerking off.

All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.

by jimmybomm January 05, 2021

wood-miser

One who hords firewood for himself, cause he is to cheap to pay his gas bill.

That schultz is such a wood-miser, He took half of my wood last night.

by Swat or not April 01, 2009

soggy wood

When an old man cummed in his sleep and has woken up with a soken/soggy wiener

"Man i woke up with a killer soggy wood this morning"!

Man i gotta killer soggy wood this morning!

by Cheese pickelelsl December 30, 2014

Weston wood

The fucking shit, definition of bad ass, never a guy to back down from a fight

Weston wood is the pinnacle of manliness

by The god of pu$$y July 11, 2022

stiff wood

When your morning wood hard tho

me "looks at pants"

Ah iv got the morning stiff / stiff wood

by stiffwood November 04, 2019

isaac wood

the front man of experimental post-punk ground black country, new road that all mentally ill depressed speedy wunderground fans want to be

“have you heard the new black country, new road album?”
“of course, it’s album of the year, i’m such an isaac wood! oh well, off to therapy i go!”

by isaacwoodbutagirl September 06, 2021