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turn into CHEESE

He will bite your ass and you'll turn into CHEESE
by Bitchiest bitch in town February 6, 2022
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going into the office

Meetings and chit-chat till 12:00, pub until 15:00 then "wobbly pool" until 16:30 then home.
I'll be in bed by eight tonight I'm "going into the office" today.
by mokeyknifefight March 10, 2022
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Really into science

A term secretly referring to being gay; originated from the podcast Welcome to Night Vale
Tom is really into science *wink*
by RainMushroom February 8, 2022
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Lactose intolerant

I heard Baron is lactose intolerant
by Ihavemommymilkersxoxo May 12, 2022
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urinate into this crater

Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with the words "Please listen carefully to this recording..."

The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.

The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."

He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
They need to urinate into this crater.
by Drapen August 15, 2022
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Go Into Rerun

The stage in which your edible finally kicks in halfway through a new show and you need to switch to your dumb comfort show because you’re not making core memories anymore and you’re higher than giraffe pussy to keep up.
“Fuck I’m suddenly higher than giraffe pussy. Time to turn off this amazing National Geographic documentary on giraffes because I’ll need to pick this up tomorrow. Dammit! I wanted to learn about the giraffe pussy! Time to go into rerun mode…” <cues up Schitt’s Creek…
by Masc4Giraffe August 16, 2022
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cocktose intolerant

When there is cheese under the foreskin and the smell or taste of it makes you sick.
Oh man, that guy's dick really smells. No way I'm going near that. I'm definitely cocktose intolerant.

I can't suck your dick...too much cheese there and you know that I'm cocktose intolerant.
by bateworld September 12, 2022
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