Dating Dutch

When an unintelligent girl pretends to be unwilling to accept the sexual advances of a handsome man.

Hey Timmy, I'm really into you but I'm dating Dutch so I can't give up my goodies. Would you settle for some kisses? (Hershey, of course).

by LEVELS January 21, 2012

Dutch whistler

When your eating her ass and she clenches her buttcheeks and says “got your nose” and as she releases she blows a kiss with her asshole

Susan’s boyfriend called her a dirty skank before he went to town on her booty so she gave him a Dutch Whistler

by Krittjack December 4, 2021

dutch fridge

When you fart into a fridge to keep your farts fresh.

Francois did the dutch fridge again. Does his landlady even want to use that fridge ever again?

by francocois February 7, 2013

dutch act

suicide....the Irish in NYC used to call Germans 'dutchmen'. Late 19th century legend is a bunch of 'micks' were out getting liquored up and heard a guy screaming and then...nuthin' dead. The guy was 'German' and thus the 'noun' became a 'verb'.

"Oh my gosh there you are!" "What's worng?" "I couldn't find you so I thought you went out and committed 'the dutch act." "Thanks...

by rusoviet April 19, 2020

dutch slumber

A very long sleep, induced by imbibing Dutch liquor, which has been known to last for months, years or even decades. It often follows encounters with bands of mysterious Dutchmen in the Castkill Mountains of southern New York state.

Modern scholars agree that, historically, Dutch slumber has mostly been used for innocent purposes - e.g., as a prerequisite to the Dutch Rudder maneuver or general tickle mischief - and is not intended to cause harm to the slumberer.

Upon waking from his dutch slumber, Rip Wan Winkle found that he had missed the American Revolution.

I thought Lars was offering me his liquor as a toast to our friendship, until I noticed the immediate drowsiness; I woke up 6 weeks later from a dutch slumber, surrounded by empty bottles and feather ticklers.

by spagett November 1, 2021

dutch erick

The sexual act of pissing in a girl while having ball slapping sex with her

Wow! I can't believe he dutch erick'd me.

by XxXGarage420XxX October 9, 2016

Dutch Stampede

A large group of people riding bikes in close proximity to each other going in one direction.

“Thomas watch out, There’s a Dutch Stampede heading our way!”

“Oh fuck!”

by BbOoSsSs June 26, 2021