Instaclunge

Having a one night stand with a women you are not committed to

I wouldn't go out with her but she would be a nice bit of Instaclunge

by megaownage December 16, 2010

insta-vomit swag

To be scared so suddenly the contents of whatever happens to be in your stomach to suddenly explode into your mouth cavity and then to be reswallowed.

"Oh crap man did you see how bad Olivia scared David with that freaky tongue thing?"
"Yeah dude, David got a dose of insta-vomit swag."

by #swagg September 5, 2011

instacation

Short trip, unusual one-off experience, mini-vacation. The more novel and adventurous the better.

Steve and Frank took an instacation to Hawaii to see the lava flowing into the ocean.

by travel junkie January 4, 2012

Instabitching

When a person starts bitching on an Instagram post.

Ellen: Just ate birthday cake with my friends! So yummy :D
Natalia: OMG, you had birthday cake?! Why didn't you invite me to your party?! You're so mean! I hate you!
Ellen: Jeez Natalia, stop instabitching on all my posts.

by )_Me_( February 3, 2013

Insteall

To obtain goods with the specific purpose of immediately installing them.

"I'm going to go insteall Monkey Island."

"Time to go insteall some new ram from Best Buy."

by Thenre April 3, 2013

instabook

1. Slang used by the elderly for popular photo sharing website Instagram
2. The posting of a picture on instagram

1. Whatcha doing? you instabooking?
2. that's a nice photo you should instabook that

by Greyham June 15, 2013

Instashare

When a person sees, a picture, statement, or video that has to be instantly shared with the rest of social media and/or the world.

Sharing something before you full comprehend it.

A picture of Nicolas Cage getting Falcon Punched....Instashare that

A sex tape of Selena Gomez, Mila Kunis, Maria Ozawa going at it, I dont have to see it to know this is an Instashare

The Republican Party says Barack Obama is the greatest man since Ronald Reagan?! INSTASHARE

by TheManipulator August 26, 2013