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shoe idiot

An idiot, moron or other individual who will devote hours waiting in line and a large portion of their income for limited edition sneakers.
Shoe idiots will wait days in line for the latest releases from Nike, Jordan, and others for the chance of dropping their hard earned dollars on a pair of limited edition shoes.
by goodmachine February 28, 2008
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American Idiot

1. Any half-witted MTV bopper who voted for John Kerry because he was told to. Of course, they fiercely maintain that they came up with their opinions on his own, but coincidentally they didn't have them until told what opinion he should have by MTV, MoveOn.org, or some other source of opinions for mindless drones.
2. Somebody who thinks that adding a definition to this word that refers to George Bush is the height of wittiness.
Dude, the real definition of American Idiot is George Bush. Hehehe.
by think4yourself June 13, 2005
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Urine Idiot

The more literal translation of "you're an Idiot" it's shorter to write as a sentence and both sides get a good laugh out of the situation.
Douche: Hey Man, I have feelings too, just because I bang 20 chicks a day doesn't mean I'm a douche..

Funny Guy: Man, You're an Idiot. Get it? Urine Idiot! HAHAHA!

Douche: HAHAHAHAHA!
by LuftWafflesTheFuhrersFavourite November 12, 2009
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Professional idiot

Born out of need to describe define a specific typ of conservetiv media talking head,

that rant and rave with little care about the arguments they are making.
by Sha ya January 8, 2020
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emily the idiot

emily from harris garrad is a pilok but i love her😂💕and she is alright looking and is always happy & she was extremely happy last night in my bed!! ~ChenieWhyte
emily the idiot is something you call a girl called emily if she is being stupid or acting dumb
by c1babyy January 21, 2020
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Fucking idiot

Mitchell: I don't know where all my money went last night.
Ben: You spent it on darts.
Mitchell Smith: Really? I don't remember buying them. Where are they?
Maddie: You smoked them all.
Ben: What a fucking idiot.
by B3NS4N1TY September 26, 2018
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idiot hooker

the definition of idiot hooker is Dylan bc he is one((:
by Cooldudeheela May 20, 2018
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