hoetective

A person who watches or stalks a person and her friends to find out if she is a hoe.

“ I don’t trust her, she’s a hoe and bitch!”
“Before we jump to conclusions, let’s do some hoetective work.”

by Rant mother February 27, 2018

hootercake

A person that is pretty but dumb

She is a hootercake

by i made this 0020 May 20, 2018

Hooter-mooin’

When a guy goes out on the town or club to find a girl. Synonym: Bird Dogin’.

Hey wheres Joe? Oh he’s out hooter-mooin’
Tonight!

by Richard Silver June 15, 2018

Hotel?

Trivago.

Hotel? Trivago.

-Tim Williams

by EvanHomeland July 20, 2018

Hooters

1. Large breasts

2. The object used to inhale smoke from knife hits, usually of marijuana

1. "Duuude, look at those hooters on that girl"

2. "Where's the hooter, I wanna do some knife hits of this thc oil"

by Lmaookwhatever July 27, 2018

Hooter Scooter

Slut

Man, that girl is such a hooter scooter

by Yippiekiayyyyyyeeeee1 September 19, 2018

hoete

A person(specifically female) who has a crush on multiple guys at once. To be considered hoete, a the person must act in some way edgy, socializes with boys(exclusively) on topics like Fortnite. A good sign someone is a hoete is if they have colored hair(though not all hoetes have colored hair). A sure sign someone is a hoete is if they say boys are cute, then to not add them to their crushes list.
Hoetes have tiers: Tier I - light hoete
Tier II - hoete

Tier III - hoete
Tier IV - manga hoete (large hoete)
Tier V: hoete maximus (Insane hoete)
Plural: Hoetes

“_ is such a hoete. She likes three guys.”

by WormyBoot August 30, 2018