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An erection. South African slang derived from the word "hout" (meaning "wood").
I never realised the practical significance of a urinal until I had to pee with a houte.
Houte by ChuckStukkieKak July 22, 2016
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Hooters Restaurant 

A half-way house for strippers. A business chain that allows females to promote their bodies for tips based upon tits, but clothed.

Hooters Restaurant is a safe haven for strippers who found religion, but want to remain in the 'tips for tits' business. Also, allows females to experiment if their sweater monkeys are marketable to go clothed free.
There goes single mom Helen to work at Hooters Restaurant to support her three children. She found religion and quit dancing naked. She now wears a belly shirt, shorts and carries chicken wings and beer in her cleavage for tips.
Hooters Restaurant by mikeverdill August 18, 2009

Hooter nub 

Basically, a nipple.
As for the origin of it, in the anime called "No Game No Life", Sora, the main character, played a game of word chain, and he said "chikubi", which is "nipple" in Japanese, so the translators had to come up with a word that links "beach" and "bikini", and that's what they created.
At the bar:
- Damn, look at dem hooter nubs over there
- I know, mate, just leave it to me, and we'll have some threesome in no time
Hooter nub by InfiniteNarwhal December 27, 2018

ikea hotel 

A tower that consists of different level and rooms in Pewdiepie’s Terraria series. First known resident of this structure is Connor (though he never really was invited). Some say that when the old IKEA tower flew to the skies it found its way to the world of Terraria.
Gamer 1: where did the video old Ikea tower go?

Gamer 2: oh it apparently landed on the land of Terraria and has now been renamed IKEA hotel.

Gamer 1: Very Nice!

Hotel Sweet Tea

Drugs. Lots and lots of Drugs.

or actual sweet tea made in a hotel
Bro we made so much Hotel Sweet Tea !!!
Hotel Sweet Tea by Haugendazz April 13, 2019
A protein rich meal replacement, derived from sperm, to give the ho if you're running late for drinks or she's complaining she's hungry. Especially good if she's on a diet
Ellen: Your man takin you out to eat tonight?
Karen: No girl, he just give me some hotein. I'm all good now.
Ellen: Damn girl! Healthy, natural, and diet-friendly! Your man got any extra left for me?
Hotein by TechnoPimp October 22, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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