Horny Mirage

You think you spot an attractive woman or man while riding or driving from a distance, but as you move closer you realize it's just a sign post or a light pole.

(eyes widening as he approaches)"oh it's just a horny mirage"

by babyzorilla July 30, 2015

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Quarantine horny

When you are locked in doors and you can’t do sexual things with your s/o

Bro1, dude I’m not soooo horny
Bro2, bro I’m not just horny I’m quarantine horny

by Bigboynate April 28, 2020

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Snape horny

When someone’s horny for Severus Snape

- i watched harry potter and now i’m snape horny
- me too girl, he’s so hot!!

by Ignoringu March 10, 2021

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horny armadillo

where your ribcage is removed to suck your own dick

gabe, youre a horny armadillo

by The Sock Stealer March 15, 2020

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You've spent your previous 8 weeks on an off-shore rig surrounded by undesirables, you've self serviced this entire time and you can't stop thinking about getting to a love depot for a 1hr session with an upstairs angel.

lexus: oh... my... fucking god.... you erupted all over the room, there's a dent in the wall from your blast!!
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.

by mr_grotesk August 21, 2016

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