horse apples

horse turds

Son, you're a lookin' a little sickly. You been eating horse apples again?

by zachwolff October 17, 2003

Horse girl

A girl that is insane as shit

Look at that girl kill people, she's probably a horse girl

by Senorita Thicc Boi March 12, 2019

Hobby Horse

A large, thick dick (resembles a Horse Cock) Hobby Ho

Miss Italy rode my hobby horse all night long!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

horsebeast

Female, often presumed human, with an uncanny resemblence of a horse. Not to be confused with Centaurus, the character from Greek mythology who was half man, half horse (although similarities are certainly likely to exist).

Femle with pertruding long teeth

by napa2046 November 9, 2004

horse cream

A hand lotion that smells like horses.
Often mistaken for 'jizz' or 'cum'.

*Eugene: Is that horse cream your rubbing on your bum?
*Frankie-Todd: Why yes. Yes it is.

* (Names have been changed)

by Sexy-Geraldine December 9, 2008

see a man about a horse

To take a piss.

I need to see a man about a horse.

by gypsybelle August 13, 2016

Horse's ass

The President of the united states since 2000

Also see: idiot

by Tommy Vercetti April 24, 2004