Typo-hands

A condition in which your brain comes up with a cognitive sentence, but your fingers type out "OMG LOL ROFL"

Rod had a really good idea, but because he contracted typo-hands, all he told me was to "GTFO."

by Danneh Owns You! September 25, 2005

bar-hands

hands that have become swollen in the knuckle area due to heavey drinking and smoking, may have acrylic nails, tend to be manly.

"I noticed her bar-hands while she was showing me a diamond ring, must spend a lot time in seedy places."

by DBrowning May 23, 2007

best hands

pretty

fucking

awesome

Me and Mike are best hands.

kinda like best friends but a hiccup in sentence structure.

by joeschmo14023 June 14, 2009

Lone Handshake

The act of male masturbation.

"The other day I walked in on Justin doing the lone handshake!"

by Sir514 August 6, 2010

Slappy Hands

A sticky gooey hand that has fingernails and gooey tails that you can fling and stick to things. Found at arcades for 30 tickets. Get 'em while they're sticky.

IMMA HIT YA WITH MY SLAPPY HANDS!!!! YOU BETTER RUN!!

by HolePunchers101 January 16, 2011

Chernobyl Handsaw

The mastabatory art of someone using a handsaw gripping motion on you. Usually followed by bullfrogging on the gravy stroke.

"Hey dude, looks like you had a rough night the way you're walking"

"yeah sasha gave me a Chernobyl Handsaw last night"

"oh man, thats brutal"

by noogie_da_sheep March 7, 2011

Berkes Handshake

Unwanted anal sex

Man, my girl fell asleep and I woke her up with a Berkes Handshake.

by umadbro?! October 4, 2011