Ham Slices

Derived from the phrase, "pepperoni slices" that people used to describe big nipples on a chick. But when u suspect they are even bigger then pepperonis, use Ham Slices instead.

*stares at girl with huge knockers* "dude, she probably has Ham Slices

by thunderslices October 30, 2010

ham steaked

Ham steaked is when your at a restaurant and your parent or relative (usually female) takes plastic wrap from their purse/bag and wraps it up, and takes it home for later.

Verb: To ham steak, ham steaked
Example: "I ham steaked some fruit at lunch when i was done from the buffet."
"Hey, lets ham steak these frenchfries since we're full at the moment.'

Person1: Aww man my aunt ham steaked some chicken in front of everyone instead of asking for a to go box it was so awkward..
Person2: Oh my gosh i hate when that happends!

by Logitechwtf April 4, 2010

going ham

going hard" "getting hammered

this summer we are deff going ham all the time

by becfosho December 1, 2011

go ham

to do something that isn't kosher to another fellow.

"John's bitch ass was fucking with my girl, so my crew went ham on his bitch ass."

"Go ham on these niggas!"

by BigJohn. February 22, 2010

Ham Canyon

NOUN. 1)A virgina, pussy, cunt, gash, that has had years of pounding, and has developed quite a canyon!! The "lips" classify as the Ham. 2) A stage that the virgina has reached in its life. Next Stage would be the FULL OUT "MEAT CURTAINS" (See Deli-meats). "Roast Beef Sandwich no bread!! 3) A dirty whore, that has fucked a lot of big cocks and foreign objects
When in such condition, usually the term "Ham Canyon" will get longer (lips) by the fuck!!

If it wasn't for that chicks monsterous "Ham Canyon", we would or never gotten the shot of her "Moose-Knuckle" (I.E. Camel Toe) also (See Monster Hanging Lippage)

by Drew-Bomb October 13, 2005

Ham & Eggs

piker, weak, perpetrator

He thinks he's badass, but he's "ham and eggs"

by Scotty P July 4, 2005

Salty Ham

Ham that was prepared by a woman who would salt fish from the dead sea.

Your fag son isn't bringing any salty ham into this house!

by Dylar February 13, 2009