Ham Slices

Derived from the phrase, "pepperoni slices" that people used to describe big nipples on a chick. But when u suspect they are even bigger then pepperonis, use Ham Slices instead.

*stares at girl with huge knockers* "dude, she probably has Ham Slices

by thunderslices October 30, 2010

Go Ham

To masturbate, jerk off, beat your meat to the point where you are so sweaty and numb that you can no longer feel any emotion

“Yo Hannah that Test was so stressful I’m bout to go Ham to feel de-stress” or “Omg Alecia he’s so hot I’m about to go ham”

by Inceluprising November 2, 2019

going ham

going hard" "getting hammered

this summer we are deff going ham all the time

by becfosho December 1, 2011

go ham

to do something that isn't kosher to another fellow.

"John's bitch ass was fucking with my girl, so my crew went ham on his bitch ass."

"Go ham on these niggas!"

by BigJohn. February 22, 2010

Ham Canyon

NOUN. 1)A virgina, pussy, cunt, gash, that has had years of pounding, and has developed quite a canyon!! The "lips" classify as the Ham. 2) A stage that the virgina has reached in its life. Next Stage would be the FULL OUT "MEAT CURTAINS" (See Deli-meats). "Roast Beef Sandwich no bread!! 3) A dirty whore, that has fucked a lot of big cocks and foreign objects
When in such condition, usually the term "Ham Canyon" will get longer (lips) by the fuck!!

If it wasn't for that chicks monsterous "Ham Canyon", we would or never gotten the shot of her "Moose-Knuckle" (I.E. Camel Toe) also (See Monster Hanging Lippage)

by Drew-Bomb October 13, 2005

Ham & Eggs

piker, weak, perpetrator

He thinks he's badass, but he's "ham and eggs"

by Scotty P July 4, 2005

ham spanked

A surprise attack on a person male or female performing oral sex. When the subject is not aware the penis is pulled from the mouth and spanked around the eye socket area. It must make an audible "spank" sound to count as an official ham spank

Dude..Her cell went off when she was blowing me, I totally "Ham Spanked" her for looking at it.
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by mtqueen November 26, 2010