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Grundle Grumbles

The after effect of eating at the Grundle (Harris-Millis) Dining Hall at the University of Vermont: a combination of gurgling, bubbling, gut crunching, grumbling noises originating from the stomach and/or intestines resulting from the suspicious and often questionable meals offered at the oh-so infamous place of culinary disaster.
oh no! i've got the Grundle Grumbles! I NEED to get to a bathroom.
by GrundleGoer October 4, 2012
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Grindergasm

When a male reaches accidental Orgasm by the vibrations given off when using an angle grinder for cutting metal.
Hey pete, I was cutting that metal bar off when I had a pleasant Grindergasm.
Still got a nice clean cut even though my body was pulsating all over the yard.
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 22, 2013
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Grindergasm

Having a Grindergasm is When a male reaches accidental Orgasm by the vibrations given off when using an angle grinder for cutting metal
Hey pete, I was cutting that metal bar off when I had a pleasant Grindergasm.

Still got a nice clean cut even though my body was pulsating all over the yard.
Oh I had one of those once and they're amazing Steve
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 24, 2013
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Grundle Protector

Protection of the patch of skin between the ballsack and butthole (grundle) by way of plastic or rubber inserts. Often attacked by hands or genetalia.
A: How was da club?
B: Like shit! Forgot my grundle protector.
by GroupB May 5, 2014
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Grundle Secretion

The scientific term for suffering from inordinate amount of sweat and wetness located around one's grundle. This nether-region, tucked between one's balls (or vagina) and anus, shows symptoms of Grundle Secretion (GS) due to any physical activity, sweating off the booze from a hangover, sitting in a chair that increases grundle temperature above the grundolgist-recommended 100.3 degrees Fahrenheit, among many others.
John: "Dude, when Megan and I switched airline seats I didn't think I would be sitting in a damp puddle. Do you think she peed?"

Grundologist Greg: "No John, she did not. She, along with 41% of other Americans, suffer from Grundle Secretion. That was just a mixture of her grundle butter. Airline seats often contribute to excessive GS."
by McCuntBuckets January 26, 2015
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Grundle

I was pressure washing my lawn when a wasp came right up to me and stung me right in my grundle.
by Sgt. Wetwipe June 19, 2016
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Grundle Gouda

The thick film of scrotum or vagina sweat/seepage and anus sweat/seepage collected on the grundle leading to an unmistakable stench
I went down on Jamie and immediately came back up because of her grundle gouda.
by El bastardo grande April 28, 2016
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